Smooth Sailing Coffee Review | The Coffee Quest Series Part One

We kick off our Search for the Perfect Coffee close to home — with our very own signature blend: Smooth Sailing.

In a world full of forgettable brews, Pirate Monkey Coffee exists for those who want something better. Something with character. Something that Drinks Different.

And that’s exactly what Smooth Sailing sets out to deliver.

First Impressions

Smooth Sailing is built for bold coffee drinkers. It’s a carefully crafted blend of hand-picked speciality Arabica beans from Brazil, El Salvador, and India — each origin adding its own dimension to the cup.

The beans are ethically sourced, and the roast is dialled in to showcase their natural sweetness and body, not overwhelm them.

In the Cup: Flavour Profile

Espresso

Right off the bat, Smooth Sailing pulls a bold, full-bodied espresso. You get a big flavour with no sharp edges — rich and satisfying without tipping into bitterness.

The star here is a natural caramel sweetness that comes through beautifully — no added sugar needed.

Acidity is muted but present enough to keep the cup lively, and you’ll pick up subtle dark chocolate notes that linger on the finish.

Milk-based drinks

If you love a great flat white or latte, Smooth Sailing really shines here. Add milk and the caramel and chocolate tones deepen, resulting in a smooth, creamy cup that holds its character. Many blends flatten out with milk — this one holds its own.

Recommended For

✅ Espresso drinkers — bold, clean shots with great crema

✅ Flat whites, lattes & cappuccinos — exceptional milk performance

✅ Frappes — flavours stay balanced even when iced and blended

Why We Rate It

In a market full of safe, middle-of-the-road blends, Smooth Sailing Coffee is for those who want a coffee that makes a statement.

It’s bold but balanced. Sweet without cloying. Smooth without being dull. The kind of coffee you can drink every day and still look forward to.

Most importantly — it tastes like something. Too many coffees don’t.

Pirate Monkey Coffee Review Score

Attribute	Score (out of 5)	Notes
Body	⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4/5)	Full-bodied, strong presence
Sweetness	⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4/5)	Natural caramel sweetness
Acidity	⭐⭐☆☆☆ (2/5)	Low, muted acidity — very smooth
Bitterness	⭐☆☆☆☆ (1/5)	Minimal bitterness — clean finish
Milk Performance	⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)	Outstanding in lattes, flat whites, cappuccinos
Espresso Performance	⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4/5)	Bold, balanced shots — great crema
Overall Character	⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4/5)	Big flavour, balanced, versatile

Overall Score: 4.2 / 5

Final Verdict

Smooth Sailing Coffee is an easy recommendation if you’re looking for a bold but smooth espresso, or a blend that performs exceptionally well in milk-based drinks.

It’s versatile, approachable, and full of character — a great starting point for any coffee lover on the hunt for something different.

Ready to Drink Different?👉 BUY SMOOTH SAILING NOW — your mornings (and your tastebuds) will thank you.

☕ Pirate Monkey Coffee — Drink Different.